in other news I did this shit last night
July the 28th, World War I starts (This newspaper was relesaed on August the 5th).
OTTOMAN EMPIRE ALMOST DECLARES WAR ON ITSELF
please someone reassure my this is just fuckin w people right.
this is bullshit what the fuck
Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck
why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway
yeah no those are most likely drink sizes at a movie theatre bc I have never in my life seen a cup as big as that last one in an actual restaurant
"I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around in our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams."
"Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year."
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
Sometimes you are brave and courageous and stressed out and falling apart all at the same time.
These things are not mutually exclusive.
sarah rogers had the patience of a saint, and loved her troublemakers very much.
I couldn’t resist the urge any longer and made a Bucky Captain America manip.
benedict cumbmbermbstch is also ableist…he compared autistic people to Frankenstein’s monster so like… I don’t really care if he’s a great actor
*pretends I didn’t see*
IS IT HOT IN HERE OR CAN I JUST FRY AN EGG ON SEBASTIAN STAN’S BODY